Stories Archive by Month - March
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Trey Parker And Matt Stone Quit South Park Over Offensive Episode
Trey Parker and Matt Stone have confirmed they are to leave South Park - the controversial cartoon series they created, write and star in - after objecting to the 'gratuitously sick, twisted' way a recent...
Our Correspondent Miraculously Returns To Review The King Kong DVD
Despite the occasional Safari or Balloon-trip, I am a man of relatively Quiet habits, not much given to variation from a routine that includes the Office, the Club, and selected...
Top 10 Things Cheney Wants In His Hotel Room When Traveling
At no. 10 - Two whips, four thumb screws, restraining straps, and two illegal immigrant hotel workers for torturing....
King Kong DVD Premiere: Our Correspondent Fails To Return
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Afghan's Launch Cruise Line Death Ship For Muslims Converting To Christianity
Cashing in on the international frenzy to turn all cruise ships into floating killing fields, devout Afghani Muslims have launched a shipshape program many believe will be a “boat load of fun and death.”...
Man Lets Out Hellacious Fart In Mexican Restaurant, 3 Dead
It may have been the strongest human fart in recorded history and the results were tragic. A Hoboken, Oregon man, who was a long time sufferer of gas, let out a fart yesterday...
Natalie Portman Is Ticked
London and the Village---Angry that she is no longer reigning glamorously triumphant as Queen Padme Amidala in a Hollywood forum of convenience or even consulted in a significant way about the fate of the Universe...
Katherine Harris Declared Best Female Parody of 2006
Rep. Katherine Harris who recently declared she would spend all her liquid assets to secure a seat in the U.S. Senate, was today declared Best Female Parody of 2006 by the Parody Writers Association of...
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