Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Scarlett Johansson Voted Sexiest Woman In The World
Readers of FHM magazine have chosen actress Scarlett Johansson as the sexiest woman in the world. The 21-year-old star of “Lost in Translation” topped...
UK Corruption Inquiry: Cops Say Tories Loaned Millions To Tony Blur
London, Wednesday 29 March 2004 : Officers investigating the UK loans for peerages fiasco that has embroiled the Labour Party are now probing reports that the Conservative Party has been its main lending source...
Police Search For Suspected Anglo In Los Angeles Immigration Protest
Los Angeles police are conducting a citywide search for an Anglo youth suspected of participating in Monday's student protest favoring illegal immigration. Police describe the youth as a five foot five white paddy male approximately...
No Present, But Here's A Card
Don't tell Mr. Cheney, but I'm not sure dealing out Card-Shark was the best idea. I mean, am I really supposed to...
Card Departs, Bush Offers To Fire Other Staffers
Congressional Democrats and major journalists today celebrated the departure of White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card as "the greatest achievement of the Bush administration since the Medicare prescription drug plan..."...
Bush Holding Off The Record Meetings With Reporters: Stages A Swearing In Ceremony For New Kossacks
Washington, DC (Rotters) - Indulging in a time honored strategy to save a failed presidency, George W. Bush has reportedly been holding "off the record" meetings with selected reporters during this...
Bush Ratings Sinking: Chief of Staff Andy Card Resigns To "Spend More Time With His Son..."
(UCS News : Washington D.C.) President George W. Bush announced the resignation of his Chief of Staff Andrew Card. The long suffering Card has been with the President since he moved...
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