Stories Archive by Month - March
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Iranians Terrified By UN Resolution
The United Nations Security Council yesterday passed a resolution calling on Iran to halt uranium enrichment by the end of April or face the looming specter of a ?virtual mushroom cloud? of additional...
President Assures Public Everything Is Great, Attempts Joke.
President Bush held a press conference this afternoon to tell the American people that there are no problems and everything is just fine despite assertions in the media to the contrary....
Texas Man Dies Stuck In Mud But Wins 'Thousand Points of Light' Award
IRONY, Texas — Shawn Leflore, 33, having run from a traffic stop and attempting to allude police, sank waist-deep in mud and died of exhaustion and exposure to the cold Wednesday night...
Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth
(New York--NY) Britney Spears, the most searched female on the web, seems again to be locked in competition with Jessica Simpson, the most gassy female on the web. This Thursday, VaFa...
Britney Sculpture of Birth Given Approval By Pat Robertson
Brooklyn, NY (APE) - A controversial sculpture of a nude Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug today was given approval by equally controversial...
Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line of "Hair" Extensions
(Los Angeles--CA) Women across the country will be scratching more than their heads if Lindsay Lohan has her way, according to a Lindsay Lohan blog, LohanFan. The "actress" will be issuing...
Top 11 Rejected Microsoft Office Assistants
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