Stories Archive by Month - March
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Sharon Stone Advocates Oral Sex
Actress Sharon Stone has advised teenagers to engage in oral sex as a means of avoiding AIDS...
Iran Pledges To Develop Bionuclear Bomb
Washington D.C. - Officials in Tehran today, pledged that if the United States develops biofuels, like biodiesel from soybeans and used French fry oil, they will build a nuclear bomb out of the same materials...
Local Thug Not Really 'From The Streets'
Waltham, Mass. March 26 - Theodore Weingarden, known to the Bentley college community simply as “Cisco”, left campus on Thursday amid a public outcry over events that occurred this past weekend on visitor's day...
Senator Wants To Spend Quality Time With His Mistress
NEWARK, New Jersey — Vice President Dick Cheney headlined a big fundraiser for U.S. Senate wannabe, Thomas H. Kean, a New Jersey state senator...
White House To Recruit More Enthusiastic Audiences For Presidential Speeches
WASHINGTON, DC — White House Press Secretary, Scott McClellan, has announced that a national recruitment drive has started for more enthusiastic audiences during Presidential speeches...
US Forgetting How To Operate Its Nuclear Missiles
WASHINGTON (AP)—The Pentagon is running out of scientists and engineers who know how to operate and repair America's intercontinental nuclear and conventional missiles, according to the Defense Urgency Maintenance Board (DUMB)...
Christians Trademark Savior's Name
THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS − In a first for property-use rights, a group of Christian ministers have filed with the World Court to trademark the name of their deity. Organizers say the move requires the payment...
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