Stories Archive by Month - March
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Social Security Numbers To Expand To 12 Digits To Accommodate Guest Workers
The Social Security Administration (SSA) announced today that beginning April 1st social security cards will be issued with 12 digits. The reason for the change is said to be due to the number of illegal...
Get Your Autographed Photo of Rebecca Rojmin In Her See-through Top
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Sexual Tension Between Rice And Straw Reaches Fever Pitch
(AP)- 31/03/06 - US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has arrived in Liverpool at the start of a two-day trip to the north-west of England. She was met last night at John Lennon Airport by...
Bush Is Sending Katrina Mobile Homes To Iraq
WASHINGTON, DC — President Bush lashed out at critics who wondered why FEMA spent more than $878 million on 25,000 manufactured homes that have been put in storage around the country because its own ...
Toys "R" Us Adds Autopsy Kit To Its Educational Toy Line
WAYNE, New Jersey — Toys “R” Us is expanding its line of educational toys. Adding to its existing ones ... the riding, mower-blade sharpener, the 220-volt...
Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey: Still Apart
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Bush Discovers Indian Ocean
The American President is reported to have finally discovered the existence of the Indian Ocean...
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