Stories Archive by Month - March

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Bush/Nafta Summit In Cancun Turns Tragic

Cancun, Mexico (APE) - Tragically, four Mayan priests were killed today in an ancient purification ceremony gone horribly wrong. They were killed at the summit of the Kukulcan Pyramid in Chichen...

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NYC Coyote Dies In Captivity, Officials Fear Riots

Game wardens from Maine to Pennsylvania issued a Code Red warning today in advance of possible unrest among wild coyotes in the wake of the mysterious death-in-captivity of Hal, a coyote (caninus roaminus)...

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Added: 01 April 2006
Company Which Built Berlin Wall To Build Mexican Border Fence

Company Which Built Berlin Wall To Build Mexican Border Fence

WASHINGTON, DC — Despite a strong protest from Vice President, Dick Cheney, the former East German company, Vallbilter Werks GmbH (VWG), was awarded a $142 million contract to build a copy of the Berlin wall along the Mexican/USA border...

 Bongo News
Added: 01 April 2006
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Illegal Immigrants Seize Control of The U.S.

LOS ANGLES — Millions of Hispanic demonstrators throughout the U.S. took to the streets to protest proposed legislation that would tighten enforcement against illegal aliens and erect more fences along the Mexican border...

 Bongo News
Added: 01 April 2006
China Looks To Enter Automotive Market.

China Looks To Enter Automotive Market.

Beijing, P.R.C. -- (Consumer Inquiry) First Japan, then Korea, now yet another emerging economic powerhouse wants to get into the act of keeping the go-go West on the go-go. No longer content with mass producing...

 The Spoof
Added: 01 April 2006
Prayer Study: Humans Fail To Manipulate God

Prayer Study: Humans Fail To Manipulate God

A team of scientists today ended a 10-year study on the so-called ?power of prayer? by concluding that God cannot be manipulated by humans, not even by scientists with a $2.4 million research...

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Added: 01 April 2006
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Bush Be The Bestest Orator Ever

Bush Be The Bestest Orator Ever

President Bush was feeling chatty last week, rolling from Ohio to Washington to West Virginia to riff about the elusive and bloody quest for Iraqi democracy...



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The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person......

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