Stories Archive by Month - March
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Coming Clean About The Twitter Premium Article
It's time I came clean about the Twitter Premium accounts story I wrote a couple weeks ago. It's going to come out anyway, so I might as well get the truth out there before someone
Newcastle United Fans Rejoice As Dennis Wise Is Kicked Out On His Arse
There was jubilation on Tyneside for a second night in succession this evening, when, after Geordie folk hero Alan Shearer was confirmed as the new manager yesterday, the Executive Director of Football, Dennis Wise, was
April 1st Conficker Catastrophe Concern
Details are emerging of how the Conficker.c worm could act on April 1st. It has been known for some time that the worm, which is believed to have infected up to 10 million computers, has
Cigarette Taxes Smoker
Thursday, April 2, 2009-
Day two of stopping smoking: Yesterday went surprisingly well, I mean for a nightmare, that is.
I didn't mention in my first piece that
Pe Porno Teacher Has Bad Head
A Headmaster has suspended a PE teacher following her posing for 'lewd' pictures on the internet. John Cole of Nova Mews Secondary said "I was looking at my usual websites. When Pam goes out I
Man Arrested For Driving Drunk On Motorized Barstool; 'Could Have Killed Hundreds', Police Say
Ohio man Kile Wygle went on what police describe as "a drunken rampage" Tuesday, crashing his personal motorized barstool and nearly killing hundreds of people in the process.
Biden's Daughter Coke Snort Video 'Was Really Homeopathetic Sinus Remedy'
Washington AC/DC - (Tootin' Ass Mess): Lawyers for US Vice President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley have issued a terse statement saying an internet coke snort video 'was really a homeopathetic (sic) sinus remedy'.
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Barack Obama To Attend Jade Goody Funeral
US President Barack Obama arrived here in London today ahead of the G20 Summit, and surprised Prime Minister Gordon Brown by notifying him of his intention to attend the funeral of Jade Goody on Friday.
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