Stories Archive by Month - March
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Unsafe At Any Speed: Obama Takes The Wheel At Gm!
Detroit,MI/ Car Crash News - In an unprecedented action President Barack "Hot Rod" Obama, effectively seized control of the world's largest automaker by forcing the current CEO to resign.
Car aficionados likened the action to Barney
Celebrity Death Watch
Top Promoter Denies Deliberately Irradiating Client to Induce Life-Threatening Cancer for Publicity Purposes! Claims Exploitation of Terminal Illness is Legitimate Means of Boosting Flagging Celebrity Careers!
Home Sexcretary In Virgin Porn Cash Swindle
Jaqui Splff, Home Sexcretary, has been involved in yet another scandal. It seems that her husband has been sitting at home (one of their homes) and has been indulging in some pocket billiards. Obviously being
Fritzl's Italian Incest Club Discovered In Vatican Dungeon
Rome - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Vatican's very own Joseph Fritzl-style dungeon was busted today in a dawn raid on the Catacombs.
It resulted in Rome cops arresting a 69 year-old man and his
Tiger Woods Is God! No, Literally!
THE secret is out. The coincidences are too much of a coincidence. Ask any golfer and they will tell you that no mere human can do what He did and is doing. Sure, He loses
Jade Goody To Contest For Miss Dead Great Britain
Beauty contest lovers across John Bull's Island have anxiously anticipated the arrival of the media extravaganza and fashion obituary, the Miss Dead Great Britain Beauty Pageant and Cremation Ceremony.
Dead and almost dead and not
"Star Wars" Girl Natalie Portman Is A Real "Professional" "Cleaner" When It Comes To Picking Up Dog Poop
Hollywood, California - Apparently, Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up after dogs. I mean she just can't seem to get enough of the steamy stuff as she has
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