Stories Archive by Month - March
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April Fools'! Conficker Worm Struck Yesterday, Already Has Your Passwords, Credit Card Numbers
The nefarious Conficker.c worm that was rumored to strike on April 1st played an April Fools' Joke on PC users everywhere and went active on March 31st, stealing passwords and credit card numbers to the
Obama Administration Fails Automakers; Automakers Plan To Change Grade To 'B+'
The Obama administration said today that ailing U.S. automakers GM and Chrysler earned failing grades for their turnaround efforts -- and a D+ for penmanship -- so far. The companies will be given only one
Jade Goody No Longer Big News
"She was big news for a while, but she's only been dead for five minutes, and already she's out of the limelight!"
Those were the words spoken by an unnamed fan today outside the home of
Fifteen Patients Die As Earth Hour Kills Life Support In Hospital
San Francisco, CA − Fifteen patients on life support and in surgery died at San Francisco General Hospital when power was cut for "Earth hour" on Saturday.
F1 News: Safety Car Wins First Grand Prix
There was a shock right at the start of the Formula 1 season at the Australian Grand Prix this morning, when all of the pre-race favourites fell by the wayside, with the eventual winner turning
Madonna Says She Finds Octumom Sexy As Hell
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna fresh from divorcing Guy Ritchie and dating A-Rod, and a teenage Brazilian male model revealed to ABC's Barbara Walters that she finds OctuMom positively sexy.
Madonna said that the mother of
Zac Efron To Star As The 'New Rocky' In 'Rocky Balboa - Back To Philly? Cheez!'
Hollywood,CA - Producers have signed actor/singer Zac Efron to play the part of Rocky Balboa in the second generation Rocky series. Signed to star in Rocky Balboa-Back to Philly? Cheez! Efron has pledged to improve
Hugo Chavez Sells The Nude Photos of Michelle Obama's Ass!
Chicago, IL - The nude photos of Barack Obama's wife Michelle's ass that surfaced on El-Bay and nearly caused a near panic in the Obama camp, have been sold by the original purchaser Venezualan President
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