Stories Archive by Month - March
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Jade Goody Leads In Voting On Dead Idol
TV big hit 'Dead Idol' is half way through it's new season and recently departed Big Brother celebre Jade Goody is way ahead in the voting.
Judge Paula who admitted that her doctor told her
Microsoft To Replace Dead Xbox 360s With Sony Ps3s
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Microsoft will announce a trade-in program were Xbox 360 users can turn in their defective units and receive a Sony PS3. The news of the trade-in
Jacqui Smith In Porn Film Row
The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, is this afternoon "very embarrassed" over her involvement in a row over films that have been deemed to be of a Pornographic nature, it has been reported.
It's alleged that Ms
Brad Claims: "Angelina Has 'User Instructions' Tattooed On Her Buttocks!"
Hollywood - Actor Brad Pitt, also a famous buddy of actor George Clooney, claims that his long-time live-in partner, and mother of his international gallery of home body fans, Angelina Jolie, has an explicit set
Vanessa Hudgens And Zac Efron Win The 2010 'Mr. & Mrs Vagina' Contest In Atlanta Competition.
Atlanta, GA - Vanessa Hudgens, famous for acting in the High School Musical movies, was crowned 'Mrs Vagina 2010' last night in Atlanta Georgia, at the Mr and Mrs Vagina Pageant 2010.
In a surprise twist,
Catholic Church To Allow Sex Toys
(VaticanCity, Vatican) In an effort to modernize the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict XVI stated today that he is lifting many of the the restriction against most non-violent marital aids and
Wolves Fans Offered Chance To Meet Mick Mccarthy In 'Quit Smoking' Drive
Long-suffering fans of one of the Football League's founding members, Wolverhampton Wanderers, are today licking their chapped lips over the mouth-watering opportunity of meeting one of the greatest managers in the club's history - none
David Jason In Racist Joke Row
Sources at the BBC have uncovered, what they say is, evidence that Sir David Jason, the long-time star of shows such as Only Fools And Horses and A Touch Of Frost, is a racist, after
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