Stories Archive by Month - March

In a release from her press agent, a mother of octuplets is once again pregnant. After undergoing fertility therapy and invitro fertilization, Octo Mom is confirmed pregnant with yet another set of octuplets. The identity

London - (X-Files Mess): A fleet of over 100 UFOs has been reported massing above London's X-Cell Centre under cover of the latest cloaking device technology ahead of next week's ultimate bankrupt vanity PR exercise

It has been revealed today that evil Austrian All-Rounder Jo Fritzl attempted to get representation by a British semi-professional legal company due to their 'No Win; No Fee' policy. CEO Fathima Clalve explained, "We received

Lawyers for the estate of the late Jade Goody have sued a large multi-national candy making company for trademark infringement in International Courts (through the United Nations). Attorney Mark Schaeffer said that "we have determined that

PARIS - In perhaps one of the most unusual adoptions in the history of adoptions Angelina Jolie who is 33, and her live-in partner, Brad Pitt who is 45, are making plans to adopt Madonna

Cape Canaveral FL-- NASA officials were alerted today about a bizarre UFO sighting on a beach adjacent to this historic launching site. A giant "pineapple shaped" UFO was observed buzzing along the beach by dozens

LONDON - George Alan O'Dowd, better known as Boy George, lead singer of the 80's band Culture Club has reportedly formed a prison band. O'Dowd is serving a 15 month prison sentence at London's Petula Clark

Washington DC: In keeping with President Obama's campaign promise to reduce government waste the USPS will now be operated by private enterprise, namely FEDEX Corporation. The president has been very supportive of competition between potential