Stories Archive by Month - March

Unfortunately what Wayne Rooney does not understand, is the basic grasp of common sense. He was born in England, everyone he is related to was born and raised in England, he was already played some

Theo Walcott has been banned for life from playing football, even for his home town team, after he proved positive for actually being a whippet. The Arsenal player, who plays unders Terry Henry's old number, is

As told by Gordon Freeman...

The UK Society Of Alzheimer's Sufferers has written to Jade Goody wishing her a speedy recovery after they remembered she had been diagnosed with cancer. "We wish this woman well - and hope she is soon

The Bristol-born artist Banksy had decided to change his name in protest at the carry-on within the country's financial instutions, in particular, RBS and its outgone chief executive Sir Fred Th'Shred. From tomorrow, Banksy it taking

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Tuesday - République d'Haïti President, René Préval, announced that the troubled Turks and Caicos Islands are to be annexed as Haïti's newest province and renamed 'Bohio', meaning "rich villages" in the ancient Taino/Arawak language.

London - (Probate Ass Mess): In a prenup deal brokered by Rogue Bank of Snotland's ex-CEO Sir Fred Goodwin Jade Goody's husband Jack Weed will inherit over a million pounds in royalties from her intellectual

Republican Congressmen have jumped on the bandwagon in expressing extreme gratitude for the recent comments made by President Obama concerning his poor bowling performance on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The remark has enabled Republicans