Stories Archive by Month - March
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Bill Clinton Gagged UK Courts About Jade Goody Paternity
London - (Seedy Ass Mess): In a startling development this afternoon lawyers acting for fetid former come-back kid Bill Clinton obtained a gagging order forbidding UK media from publishing his DNA paternity test results re
Jade Goody To Be Given Full Bnp Funeral
The funeral of the late reality TV star Jade Goody next Friday, is to be attended by more than 1,000 members of the British National Party, and will feature a full 21-gun salute and other
Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters Aig Advisors
(Washington, D.C.) The White House decided to make two negatives a positive, AIG and Afghanistan. In his Internet Town Hall Meeting, President Barack Obama revealed that those AIG executives who do
Miley Cyrus To Star In True Grit Remake
The Coen brothers have announced plans to remake the John Wayne classic western, True Grit. Wayne won his only Oscar playing a "one eyed fat man" sheriff named Rooster Cogburn who helps a young girl
Jade Goody Name To Be Registered As A Trade Mark
Jack Tweed, the grieving husband of the late Jade Goody, who is facing a second jail term this week, has revealed plans to register the Jade Goody name as a trade mark with a view
It's Been A Long Time Since A Vague, Fleeting Notion Totally Changed My Shit
It's like I want to go back in time, like in that one movie I once saw. Back before I realized that all Republicans are evil fascists, or that we can't use products made from
Syfy Network Changes Name To Fugeeks
New York, NY - The recently renamed SyFY network has decided to change their name once again to FUGeeks, as they felt SyFy didn't make it clear enough to the public that they hated their
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