Stories Archive by Month - March
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Robert Pattinson Composes 'Twilight Sonata' Surprise For Easter Bunny K-stew
Romantic lover R-Pattz is bringing a fabulous music surprise as he hotfoots back from Budapest to spend the weekend with his gorgeous Easter Bunny girlfriend K-Stew.
Lady-magnet Robert has taken a tip from Moonlight
Sex Rehab Clinic Shortage, Quickie Solutions Offered
Celebrities seeking help with sex addiction issues have put the focus on a major crisis in the U.S. Sadly, there just aren't enough facilities available to tame oversexed folks.
Frantic psychiatrists and psychologists
Nevada Republican Party To Field Candidates In Phantom Districts
LAS VEGAS - Seeing no need to allocate resources efficiently by backing Michele Fiore in the unwinnable 1st Congressional District, making it a contested primary, Nevada Republicans have decided to field candidates for phantom congressional
Twilight New Moon Special Edition Dvd Will Have 2 Hours of Actors Talk
A special edition of the first Twilight New Moon is scheduled to be released later in the Spring that will have practically all of the actors from the movie in great interviews.
"The actors get tired
The Chicks Pete Bangs
My boss, Dick Morehead, and his raging cunt piece-of-ass girlfriend, Robin Hyman, are gettin' married one of these days, or so they tell me. And I just got
Peter Andre Makes Kerry Katona His Little Easter Bunny
When Romantic Crooner Peter Andre falls in love the world of TV, Tabloid newspapers and the Internet tends to know about it. Peter can't help being what he is. When his heart goes
Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, And Ricky Martin To Star Int "The Three Musketeers - A Gay Blade And Two Straight Ones"
HOLLYWOOD - Lionsdoor Pictures in association with Cripple Creek Pictures has announced that Robert Pattinson, Jesse James, and Ricky Martin have been signed to appear in the Monteverdi Brothers production of The Three Musketeers -
Jon Venables Will Wait Months For Parole Board Decision
Jon Venables will wait in prison for months whilst the Parole Board decide whether to let him back into society or not.
Weeks after being banged up for being naughty, the Parole board has just announced
Leo horoscope
There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......
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