Stories Archive by Month - March
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David Cameron Has Employed Peter Mandelson As A Media Advisor
David Cameron has secretly employed Peter Mandelson as a media advisor. The shock news comes after an extensive investigation that also reveals that David Cameron has a hidden secret that has left him open
Prison Officers Protest Privatisation Prospects
Today it was announced that Birmingham prison would become the first privatised prison in the UK. The Prison Officers Union (POU) immediately declared the idea "out of order" and vowed to lock up the idiot
American Idol Eliminates Two Singers In One Fell Swoop
LOS ANGELES - American Idol host Ryan Seacrest stood on the stage with the "Bottom 3" contestants and quickly told Paul "The Shoe Shuffler" McDonald that he was safe.
Peaches Seacrest then turned to the two
William's Ufo Safari 'Shot Down Massive Mothership'
Anglesey - Clips from the five minute aerial skirmish were posted on the Royal YouBoob! site today as the Queen visited RAF Valley in Wales.
The footage shows RAF search and rescue pilot Prince William singlehandedly
Chris Brown's New Iphone App Streams Music, Measures Punching Power
Now-C-list R&B singer Chris Brown --made famous by his platinum-selling self-titled album and for beating the sh-t out of his girlfriend, pop star Rihanna-- has found another way to earn money now that people only
Larry King Remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Not Much Else
Former talk-show host Larry King joined Elizabeth Hasselback and her other yenta-y co-conspirators on The View to remember his very, very dear friend, Elizabeth Taylor.
"Even in her later years, Liz was remarkably beautiful,"
Libya Admits Foreign Minister Visit To UK
The Libyan government has finally admitted that Foreign Minister Moussa Koussa is currently in London.
After days of speculation that one of Colonel Gaddafi's chief aides had defected, the Libyan Minister of Information Moussa Ibrahim did,
Missing Cobra Found At The Bronx Zoo; Oprah Invites Her To Chicago
The snake captured the attention of the world when she was on the run for six days. But Thursday morning, she herself was captured when Bronx Zoo officials found her in a corner of
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