Stories Archive by Month - March
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UN To Send Up Helicopter Full of Nimbys To Enforce No-fly Zone
The entire Neighbourhood Watch Committee of Stockley-under-field, which lies on an accident-prone section of the A5, will be armed with clipboards, pens and placards saying GRRRRRRR!! to wave at offenders, whilst also subjecting them to
Arizona Law Makes English The Official Texting While Driving Language
Phoenix, AZ - The Arizona Legislature today overwhelmingly passed the "English Only Texting While Driving" law. The new state law would make it illegal in Arizona to text in any language other than English while
Heidi Montag And The "Bachelor" Brad Womack Caught "Tongue Fu Diving" At Rob Pattinson's "Twilight" Party
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The star of the Twilight movies Rob Pattinson recently threw a "Twilight" party for several dozen of his best friends and one of those friends was Heidi Montag.
Montag has recently taken somewhat
Ian Tomlinson 'Well Whirled Up' Says G20 Officer
An ex copper on duty during the G20 protests said he saw Ian Tomlinson spinning on the day of his death. The man, who does not want to be named, and who, due to the
Cuts Will See Bobby Sightings Drop From Extremely Rare To Never, Warn Police
Government budget cuts across the Police system will see public sightings of 'bobbies on the beat' fall from 'extremely rare' to 'never', according to police officials.
Rachel Hunter To Release A Song Not About Rod Stewart
Rachel Hunter, model and former wife of Rod Stewart is to release the song she wrote back in 1990 but was too embarrassed to release at the time.
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Madonna Devastated As She Is Eclipsed By Adele
It has been announced tonight by a leading London Statistics Company that Britain's singing sensation Adele is now even bigger than Madonna. They also went on to say they believe she will continue to be
Dancing With The Stars: A Wrestler (chris Jericho), A Rapper (lil Romeo), And A Receiver (hines Ward) All Score Big!
HOLLYWOOD - It was an evening when the male contestants on Dancing With The Stars all really brought their "A-Game."
And when the dancing dust had settled the three top judges vote getter's were wrestling champion
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