Stories Archive by Month - March

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Arts Organisations Express Anger Over Cuts Through Medium of Interpretive Dance

Arts organisations waiting to find out whether they have lost funding have threatened to use the medium of interpretive dance to express their anger at the Arts Council's budget being cut by 100m.

 NewsThump
Added: 30 March 2011
Nuclear Power Fans Hold Candle-lit Vigil For Fukushima Reactor

Nuclear Power Fans Hold Candle-lit Vigil For Fukushima Reactor

Tributes were pouring in last night for the troubled No. 1 reactor at the heart of Japans nuclear meltdown crisis.

 NewsThump
Added: 30 March 2011
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Coalition Slammed For Lack of Plans To Lose Census Information

Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled

Renee Zellweger Finally Reveals The Reasons Why She Had Her Marriage To Kenny Chesney Annulled

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Renee Zellweger was vacationing down in sunny old Mexico with an old high school friend from Katy, Texas identified as Palapita Underhook. While sunning at the beach in front of The

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New Version of Wuthering Heights Causes Uproar

Traditionalists are preparing themselves after it was revealed that a new BBC version of 'Wuthering Heights' will contain swearing,other industrial language and will be put in a contemporary setting. The Radio 3 production will be littered

 The Spoof
Added: 30 March 2011
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Neocons To Defund Npr To Raise Funds To Bomb Syria

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 Daily Discord
Added: 30 March 2011
Clooney And Ronaldo To Perform You Cant Handle The Truth At Berlusconi Trial

Clooney And Ronaldo To Perform You Cant Handle The Truth At Berlusconi Trial

After being named as witnesses for the trial of Silvio Berlusconi, George Clooney and Christian Ronaldo will use the opportunity to give their rendition of the 'You can't handle the truth' scene from the film

 NewsThump
Added: 30 March 2011
News Has Leaked Out That Paul The Psychic Octopus Has Been Cloned By German Scientists In Readiness For Next World Cup

News Has Leaked Out That Paul The Psychic Octopus Has Been Cloned By German Scientists In Readiness For Next World Cup

News has reached us that, before Paul the Psychic Octopus passed on to the great blue yonder, scientists in Germany had a plan to clone him. After all, they had nothing to lose and



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