Stories Archive by Month - March
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Cobra Gone Missing At The Bronx Zoo; Is Lady Gaga Involved?
The cobra is only 20 inches long, but it's dangerous. Yikes!
Supposedly it's somewhere in the reptile house, which is, for now, closed to the public -- until the snake is found. But then
Ricky Gervais And Kathy Griffin To Host A New Type of Talk Show Called "Warning: We're Talking Hardcore Venom Folks!"
LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Production Company is on the verge of signing a multi-million dollar contract with Ricky Gervais and Kathy Griffin which will give the two razor-sharp tongued devils their own
Scottish Football Fans Deny Allegations of Fruit Possession
The world of Scottish football was reeling yesterday as fans were forced to deny accusations that they were in possession of fresh fruit during Sunday's Scotland v Brazil friendly.
First-time Buyers Still Struggling To Get On The Petrol Ladder
Despite government assurances that the budget would help them out, millions
Libya: Will Shortened Urls Be Blown To Bit(.ly)s?
After oil and dates, the Libyan business that most readily comes to mind for many is URL shortening. Bit.ly, until the arrival of t.co last year, was the top name in the highly competitive web
"Trouser Snake" Is Now Flying Solo After Embarrassing Party Speech By Biel
It has emerged that love rat Justin Timberlake has split with 'on-off' girlfriend Jessica Biel after she threw an 'awkward' party for him and gave a gushing speech. In her eulogy Biel admitted when
Nick Clegg Sneaks Into Av Yes Vote Launch Disguised As Deputy Prime Minister
After being banned from the launch of the 'Yes to AV' campaign, Nick Clegg has snuck into the event after putting on his best suit and disguising himself as a nobody.
Daily Links - 3/29/11
Roll Your Own -
Make your own programming language, a how-to.
Keep It -
Which gadgets you should keep or throw out, according to the New York Times.
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