Stories Archive by Month - March
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Is War The Ultimate Aphrodisiac?
Former Top Downing Street Aide Claims Libyan Military Intervention Motivated by Top Politicians' Desire for Perverse Sexual Gratification Rather Than Humanitarian Concerns!
Kebab Shop Moves Into Vajazzle Sponsorship
A takeaway outlet in Carshalton, Surrey has agreed to pay the vajazzle fees of any girl choosing
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Anti-union Bill Hits Ny Times Best Seller List
After a Wisconsin District Judge specifically ruled that Gov. Scott Walker's Anti-Union Bill could not be published, Scott Walker went ahead and published it anyway. Doing so has garnered the bill some much-needed publicity. In
Service Sector Workers To Be Given New Performance Targets
New Key Performance Indicators are to be introduced for service sector workers, following shocking reports into negligence and slack working practices.
One mail delivery worker, operating in the small Yorkshire village of Greendale, has an
Cash-strapped Council To Replace Easter Bunny With Socialist Termite
Wolverhampton City Council has voted to scrap Easter and replace the symbolic furry bunny of springtime with an idealised Socialist Termite, called Barry, in a bid to cut costs.
Big Society Permits Killing of Chuggers, Says Cameron
David Cameron has announced that, as part of the Big Society, British citizens will be allowed to kill any student on minimum wage who accosts them in the street, pretends he is working for Save
The Job That Earns The Most Per Labor Done: F1 Pit Crew Worker
Yesterday while watching the Australian Grand Prix it dawned on me that the job in which a person can make the most amount of money in relation the amount of time actually worked. A Formula
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