Stories Archive by Month - March

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Scotland Boss Proud After Brazil Friendly

Scotland manager Craig Levein has declared himself "proud and honoured to have been comprehensively beaten by Brazil" at the Emirates yesterday. The bespectacled boss, usually very measured in his post match comments, was positively gushing in

 The Spoof
Added: 29 March 2011
Fern Britton's New Chat Show - TV Repair Man Issues Warning

Fern Britton's New Chat Show - TV Repair Man Issues Warning

When Fern Britton launches her new chat show on Channel 4 today she will hope to please one viewer in particular - TV Repair Man. The vigilante, who has vowed to rid the TV schedules of

 The Spoof
Added: 29 March 2011
Sheen's "Tiger's Blood" Memoir Yet To Find A Publisher

Sheen's "Tiger's Blood" Memoir Yet To Find A Publisher

A spokesman for Charlie Sheen has not hired literary rep Peter McGuigan despite the agent touting for business with publishers to sell a Sheen Memoir. Publishers have not bought the memoirs because of Sheen's 'unpredictable behaviour'

 The Spoof
Added: 29 March 2011
X-factor Style Judging To Be Used For Immigration Applicants

X-factor Style Judging To Be Used For Immigration Applicants

From the first of May immigration applicants into the UK will face X-Factor style judging to determine their suitability for UK residency. This new policy is to ensure that only talented people are allowed to apply

Man Utd Most Hated Company In Britain, Survey Reveals!

Man Utd Most Hated Company In Britain, Survey Reveals!

It seems that Manchester United PLC are the most hated company in the UK and Sir Alex Ferguson the most hated manager. Even such renowned "blood-sucking" companies such as Ryanair, British Gas, McDonalds and the corrupt

 The Spoof
Added: 29 March 2011
Brazil 'Legend' Carlos Greeted With Noose

Brazil 'Legend' Carlos Greeted With Noose

Yesterday, amid vociferous condemnation, Russian football chief Stratzi Stravalaivin moved to quell the growing opinion that Sleht Fatter must re-think FISTA's endorsement of Russia as hosts of the 2018 world cup. The latest pictures to give

 The Spoof
Added: 29 March 2011
Omg! Elizabeth Taylor's Secret Illegitimate Daughter To Contest 750million Will

Omg! Elizabeth Taylor's Secret Illegitimate Daughter To Contest 750million Will

London - Attorneys acting for Dame Elizabeth's four American children are having none of it, of course. But one of Hollywood's best kept Cold War secrets is likely to out this week about the existence of

 The Spoof
Added: 29 March 2011
Kid Rock 'Rocks' The American Idol Judges With His Way-out-of-line Insulting Remarks

Kid Rock 'Rocks' The American Idol Judges With His Way-out-of-line Insulting Remarks

DETROIT - Kid Rock has just assumed the role of The Big Bad Wolf and fired off a salvo at Little Red Riding Hood. And in this case Little Red Riding Hood is represented by the



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