Stories Archive by Month - March

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Capello To Boo All Future Renditions of 'God Save The Queen.'

Capello To Boo All Future Renditions of 'God Save The Queen.'

England coach Fabio Capello has vowed to boo 'God Save the Queen' at all future football Internationals after captain John Terry revealed the Welsh fans doing so before their Euro 2012 qualifier had instilled the

The Japanese Earthquake: 8 Unexpected Consequences

The Japanese Earthquake: 8 Unexpected Consequences

Correspondent Chris Gould examines some of the unforeseen results of the devastating March 11 earthquake and tsunami in Japan.

 The Chortler
Added: 29 March 2011
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N.f.l./r.i.p.

So here we go. The newest video game is titled "Rich Assholes Battle Rich Assholes II." Only it aint a game and WE, the sports minded public, are the ultimate losers. The economy is

 Daily Discord
Added: 29 March 2011
Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

BOMBAY - One of Bollywood's most respected actresses, Aishwarya Rai, has stated that she does not appreciate the recent remarks that the former singer known as Madonna made about her home country of India. Madonna, told

 The Spoof
Added: 29 March 2011
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Songs For Japan Gives Frustrated Altruists Avenue To Help Japan, Pad Out Ipod

Care-worn armchair humanitarians with no clue how to help those suffering from the effects of the Japanese earthquake and subsequent tsunami, were finally put out of their fortnight of misery over the weekend, as Songs

 News Biscuit
Added: 29 March 2011
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Demi Lovato Reveals The Reason She Cancelled Her Appearance At This Year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato was to have appeared at a concert at this year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair in May but she has reportedly cancelled it. Lovato, who last year spent three months at The

 The Spoof
Added: 28 March 2011
Recipients of Wrong Number Calls Required To Play Along

Recipients of Wrong Number Calls Required To Play Along

In an effort to reduce levels of frustration in society, the

 News Biscuit
Added: 28 March 2011
Chinese People Should Come With 18 Certificate, Finds Bbc Study

Chinese People Should Come With 18 Certificate, Finds Bbc Study

A poll conducted for BBC World Service has found that the current process of brainwashing people against China is working so well, that all coverage of Chinese people should carry an 18 certificate.

 NewsThump
Added: 28 March 2011


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