Stories Archive by Month - March

Prime Minister David Cameron is due to speak at the launch of a private sector initiative encouraging some of the UK's most recognised brands to offer crap deals to people attempting to set up their

At a union-organised rally against government spending cuts, the Labour leader of the opposition Ed Miliband explained how his party would have handled the financial crisis. He said, "This government must not go ahead with these

Cosmetic surgeons in Hollywood are facing a bleak future with the passing of screen icon Elizabeth Taylor. More than 10 of the top nip and tuck surgeons in Tinseltown are having to make staff redundant as

Tokyo - Feral geigers were spotted by Ms. Yukurtanklingashi of 30024E 3256th St in Tokyo early this morning. Geigers are not usually visible as they are so small. According to Ms. Yukurtanklingashi, these

MOBILE, Alabama - Justin Bieber performed before his 197th straight sell-out crowd in the Southern Gulf of Mexico port city of Mobile. The standing room only crowd at The Land of Cotton Convention Center broke

The CIA is mum on a new secret operation designed to take the Taliban out once and for all. The concept of Operation "Xbox 360 Fever" is based on this country's own experience with realistic

Washington - A Sun/Pluto clash will showcase the evening's Jupiter/Saturn opposition as the President takes the podium at Washington's National Defense University. "Sure, we'd have preferred the speech next Sunday, April 3rd," paranoiacs at CIA di...

There is growing concern in media circles that funding issues are beginning to bite after coverage of the weekend's protests against government cuts showed that the number of photographers following each violent anarchist dropped below