Stories Archive by Month - March
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Sixth In A Series - H&r Block's Charman Richard Breeden To Get The F--k Out of Dodge
The single most dysfunctional U.S. tax preparer, H&R Block, has had it's executive-launching revolving doors spun open yet again: Hedge fund investor Richard Breeden will step down as its chairman and director at the end
Shit Hits Fan After Warsi Speech
A cross party representation of senior politicians were last night showing concerns that Baroness Warsi doesn't know her arse from her elbow. In a spectacularly gaff ridden speech on the coming referendum for defecation reform,
Nick Clegg Tops April Fools Poll After Pretending To Keep A Pre-election Promise
Deputy Prime minister Nick Clegg has won this year's parliamentary April Fool's Day prize after convincing a number of MPs that he intended on keeping one of his pre-election promises.
American Idol's Scotty Mccreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush
LOS ANGELES - One of the American Idol final eleven contestants has finally decided to come forward and address some rumors that have been floating around for a few weeks now.
Scotty McCreery, 17, recently called
New Words Enter Oxford English Dictionary, Including The Verb "Sheen"
The Oxford English Dictionary has announced a new raft of words that have become acceptable for use in every day speech.
Demonstrating his ability to use words himself, dictionary editor Professor Pip Datpost said he was
The View From My Guinness: A Stout Pours In Sedona
I have been living in northern Arizona for almost a few years now and I have both loved and loathed nearby Sedona. Its such wonderful place, a place sacred to both the Hopi and
Judge Judy Hospitalized After Baby's Souls-eating Accident.
UHF-station TV "Judge" Judy Sheindlin was hospitalized after eating "10 or 15 babies souls" during a party introducing her as Lucifer's heir-apparent to Hell.
"She was to replace me," said Satan, the Dictator for Life of
Missing Cobra In New York Causes Havoc In Central Park As It Attacks A Bitch!
The cobra that went AWOL out of the New York zoo has been located in Central park after several twitters led local snake hunters on a wild mongoose (they love snakes too) chase.
It was spotted
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