Stories Archive by Month - April
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Mega Church Claims Chocolate Jesus Has Risen
Dateline-New York, NY (UPSI) - A spokesperson for the Lab Gallery, former home for the controversial 200 pound chocolate Jesus sculpture entitled "My Sweet Lord", today released a statement that...
Boilermaker Needs Radiator Patch
Purdue wide receiver Selwyn Lymon is in fair condition after being stabbed outside a West Lafayette nightclub last week...
Starbucks Launches Instant Coffee Crystals
(Seattle : Ucs News) The Starbucks Corporation announced today it would be marketing an "instant" version of it most popular coffees. Star Bucks President and CEO Jim Donald stated "The instant..."
Bush Promises Iraq Spending Veto : Will Fund War With Social Security Payments
(Washington D.C.: Ucs News) President George W. Bush has challenged Democrats to send him a Iraq war spending bill without accountability so he can continue the war into 2009. If not...
Elusive Dora The Explorer Captured, Awaiting Deportation
Miami, Fla.--Dora the Explorer was captured today in an early morning raid on a home in Hialeah, Florida...
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