Stories Archive by Month - April
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IRS Refunds War Tax Retroactive To The Spanish-american War!
A little advertised yet valuable tax rebate has become available in this tax year only! The US instituted a war tax on telephone bills to finance the 1898 Spanish-American War (when the US had 17...)
Durant Picks Up Door Stop On Way To Pros
Texas standout Kevin Durant became the first freshman ever to win the AP college basketball player of the year...
The Devil And Paul Mccartney
Has Former Beatle Been Responsible for Series of Showbiz Deaths in Order to Keep Diabolical Deal? Elvis Presley, Brian Jones and John Lennon Claimed to be Among Sacrifices!..
Teacher Loses Job Over Clothes-pin Pinches: Guess Rosie O'donnell Found A New Job
In Amanda, Ohio, this week, a substitute teacher was fired for inflicting punishment via clothes-pins attached to students mouths....
Pleasuring The Pope
Self Abusers No Longer Risk Eternal Damnation as Vatican Endorses Masturbation! New Guidelines Emphasise Bishop Bashing Only to be Used For Emergency Sexual Relief, Not Gratification!...
Bbspot Mailbag
The RIAA and Google figure prominently in this week's Mailbag, a reader also gives his thoughts on the Jedi stamp voting and of course our weekly limerick.
Furious President Says "MAKE War, Not Diplomacy!"
CRAWFORD TX-- President Bush unwound at his Texas ranch today, after exhausting himself with a violent tirade against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi following her trip to Syria. " Who the
John Mccain Security Act Introduced By Republicans In Congress
WASHINGTON - Republicans of the U.S. House of Representatives convened tonight an emergency partisan meeting to immediately craft a bill titled the John McCain Indiana Farmers Market Security Act.
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