Stories Archive by Month - April

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Tony Bennett To Stay At Wsu, But Other Tony Bennett Interested In Michigan Job

Tony Bennett To Stay At Wsu, But Other Tony Bennett Interested In Michigan Job

In a move that mildly surprised experts, Associated Press college basketball coach of the year Tony Bennett of Washington State said he was content with his situation in Pullman, Washington, and would not be interested

George W. Bush Now Considering Troop Withdraw

George W. Bush Now Considering Troop Withdraw

(Washington D.C. : Ucs News) Unconfirmed Sources inside White House and Pentagon are reporting a change in the Presidents policy. The Bush administration is quietly considering a phased troop withdraw. Since

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Added: 09 April 2007
Trailer Review: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Trailer Review: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Was threatening to blow up Boston really worth it? Find out in our Trailer Review...

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Added: 09 April 2007
Bblooper: Sleep Driving

Bblooper: Sleep Driving

That's not all it'll make you do...

 BBSpot
Added: 09 April 2007
Tommy Thompson Announces 90-day White House Run

Tommy Thompson Announces 90-day White House Run

(2007-04-02) -- Former Wisconsin Gov. Tommy Thompson yesterday declared his intention to leverage his fame as former secretary of health and human services into a 90-day run for the U.S. presidency. Mr. Thompson also hopes to

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Added: 08 April 2007
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Epa To Use Roe V. Wade To Regulate Co2 Emissions

(2007-04-03) -- The Supreme Court yesterday ruled that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) must regulate carbon dioxide emissions and suggested using the court's 1973 Roe v. Wade precedent to reduce the number of "renewable CO2

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Added: 08 April 2007
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Intelligence Analyst Challenges Good Friday 'Spin'

(2007-04-06) -- While Christians around the world gather for so-called "Good Friday" observances, an intelligence analyst studying primary source documents challenged the "irrational exuberance of the true believers," and said his research to date indicates

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Northwest Airlines Continues To Baffle With Mile High Club Variant

Romulus, Michigan - (Uncivil Aviation News): The worldwide Mile High Club was reeling with incomprehension today at yet another Northwest Airlines variation of the time-honored tradition of what is supposed to happen in airplane lavatories



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Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....

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