Stories Archive by Month - April
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Gonzales: Gingrich Should Consider "Keeping His Big Fat Mouth Shut. "
WASHINGTON (Ucs News) -- Joining a growing list of Republicans, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said Sunday that former House Speaker Newt Gingrich should consider "Keeping his big fat mouth shut". According
Lord Levy Under Sedition As Pregnant Former Prescott Secretary Executed In Battersea Flat
South London - (Ass Mess): Cash-for-honors top mobster Lord Levy is understood to be under heavy sedition tonight following UK news coverage that a former secretary working for Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott was executed
This Just In: Time Doesn't Fly When You're Havin' Fun
Washington Wizards player Michael Ruffin, thinking a win over the Toronto Raptors was secure, heaved the ball skyward in the waning seconds, only to have it caught by Raptors guard Morris Peterson, whose desperation 31-footer
Historians Busy Preparing George W. Bush's Presidential Footnote
(Southern Methodist University: Ucs News) With the Presidents second term agenda wrapping up sooner than anyone expected, Presidential historians at the Southern Methodist University are already at work on the legacy
Albany Coach Sentenced To Three Weeks As Tevye In 'Fiddler'
While discussing his contract negotiations with the Albany Patroons of the CBA, former NBA star turned-coach Michael Ray Richardson made a stream of racial comments about 'crafty' Jews and 'Jew lawyers' and seemed unaware those
Jesus Returns In Time For Easter! Causes Kerfuffle.
The White House have requested that Jesus Christ should pop in to the Guantanomo Bay leisure facility for a little chat about his activities in the middle east since his arrival back on the planet.
Dancing With The Star Whores: Heather Mills' And George Bush's Lust Tango In Paris
New York - (Ass Mess): A frantic Heather Mills has been caught in secret email exchanges with President George W Bush by private investigators working for her husband's divorce lawyers.
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