Stories Archive by Month - April
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Antartica To Arrive At North Pole In Time To Restore Polar Ice Cap
The Ice Bridge which holds the Antarctic Ice Shelf in place has shattered and the frozen southernmost continent is drifting north. Already moving up the Atlantic coast of South America, emperor penguins are shedding their
17 Year Old Girl Flogs Back The Taliban In Public
In a dramatic development in SWAT Valley, the 17-year old girl who was last seen in the video has revealed that with help of few women, they have been able to return the favor the
Fat People Poised To Become Hugely Dominant
Charles Darwin, author of "The Origin of Species" and the modestly successful Top 40 song "The Origin Of My Love (For You)", was a proponent of the doctrine of "survival of the fattest", say some
Obama Fires Walmart Employee
President Barack Obama fired a 12-year WalMart shelf stocker this afternoon claiming the employee was "lazy, irresponsible and contributing to the downfall of the American economy".
Accussed Murderess Amanda Knox Granted Conjugal Visits Due To 8 Year Italian Trial!
Perugia, Italy/The UN NY,NY/ Combined Reports from AP/Reuters - Human rights activists today won an important victory for sexual freedom when they forced Italy to approve conjugal rights for alleged Virtual Kinky Sex Machine Amanda
Has Bill Clinton Been Working As A Male Escort To Finance Wife's Campaign?
Shocking Claims that Hilary Clinton has been pimping out her husband to wealthy widows to raise much-needed campaign funds!
President Obama Refuses To Let Prince Harry Ruin Buckingham Palace Visit
Prince Harry was ready for President Obama's visit to Buckingham Palace this week. "Oh, no. Here comes another one, fresh off the boat," he was seen to mockingly declare in recently obtained camera footage as
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