Stories Archive by Month - April
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Madonna Dating Levi Johnston
WASILLA, Alaska - Madonna, fresh from dumping baseball superstar A-Rod and Brazilian super model Jesus Luz has reportedly been seen having dinner with none other than Levi Johnston, 18, the ex-future son-in-law of Gov. Sarah
Toofgate Scandal Rocks The Sporting World!
BBC Sports presenter Clare Balding has become embroiled in what many lazy hacks are already dubbing 'Toofgate'. The latest in a string of inappropriate references to the Watergate scandal, Toofgate captured the moral outrage of
All American Dogs To Be Shipped To China And Boiled In Soy Sauce For Debt Relief
Chinese Secretary of State Laung Dong announced this morning that all dogs in America were being held as collateral for the latest Chinese bailout of the America Treasury. The startling revelation was confirmed by the
The Bbook of Geek Hardware Quiz
This is the seventh of eight quizzes taken from the 8 pillars of geekdom (software, TV, literature, gaming, movies, science, hardware, Internet) found in The BBook of Geek. In the BBook, there are six facts
Michael Jackson Confesses To Crime
Michael Jackson, the ex-black singer with the Jackson 5, has admitted "I'm bad".
Mr Jackson has been accused of many crimes over the years, from molesting children to producing terrible music. But today he finally confessed
Obama Daughters Caught In Labyrinth
Chicago, IL. The daughters of President Barack Obama, Malia and Sasha, had to be rescued out of a labyrinth by the fire brigade, when on a visit to Chicago this weekend.
When asked what they thought
Techcrunch Reports Obama In Talks With Company To Nationalize Twitter
San Francisco, CA - Michael Arrington reported on his start-up blog, TechCrunch, that solid sources have confirmed that Barack Obama is in late-stage talks with social media company Twitter about nationalizing the service.
"Most Haunted"announce Pay-per-view Spectacular
This summer will see Derek Accorah rejoin with the original "Most Haunted" crew as they prepare to stun the nation by summoning the ghost of Jade Goody.
The ghosthunters will be joined in this historic quest
Scorpio horoscope
For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.