Stories Archive by Month - April

Chief-of-Defence-Staff; General Sir Jock "the bayonet" Stirrup-Pump has withdrawn plans to sell off useless Army Snatch Land Rovers after a series of disastrous tests, involving housewives in a Sainsbury's car-park in Basingstoke! The "steel cof...

If you say that my substance habits are in some way endangering my life, all I have to say is that my routine alcohol and drug abuse has never once kept me from getting to

Top Sex Therapists Demand Pornography and Prostitutes on Prescription as Sex Addiction Sweeps Britain! Dire WArnings of Epidemic of Sexual Excess if Government Fails to Act!

DATELINE:HOLLYWOOD-- Show biz types are buzzing with excitement about the remake of the television classic, Gilligan's Island. The movie will debut next month with an all star cast. Weasel-faced Sean Penn stars as the unlovable

CHADAYAMANGALAM, INDIA (Kerala) - Welcome to the land of cashews, jackfruit, peppers, coconut and rubber, the legendary "Rock City," site of the giant boulder upon which Jatayu fell when Ravana cut his wings. A tourist

Celebrities have got together today to support the victims of the Italian earthquake. U2's Bono said, "Italy is the forgotten country of Africa, and these poor people need our support, so give them your f**king money,

Astonishing developments here in Blightyland. It seems that uber breasted D list celeb Katie Jordan has declined to attend the ritual burning of fellow D list celeb Jade Baddy. Jordan Katie at one point announced in

Violent disorder broke out in Manchester tonight in the wake of the club's 3-2 victory over a plucky Aston Villa, following news that the club's American owners were preparing for a rebranding of the club,