Stories Archive by Month - April
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Weve Already Learnt The Hard Way, Claims Entire Scout Movement
Sexually clued-up scouts are to show their peers the correct way to dodge the STI bullet, under a new scheme called 'My Body, My Choice, Your turn to buy the condoms'.
Oil Price Apocalypse: Bring It On Say Would-be Road Warriors
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US Planes Grounded After Hole Scare
Southwest Airlines have grounded 80 of their jets after problems with their in flight tannoy caused grunge rock band Hole's album " Ask For It" to be played on a continuous loop for the duration
Rooney Charged With Using 60% of His Vocabulary In A Single Outburst
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has been charged by the FA for using 60% of his vocabulary in a single outburst after scoring a premier league hat-trick against West Ham on Saturday.
Obama Will Not Seek Re-election
Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama shocked the White House Press Corps today, announcing that he will not seek re-election.
The President said, "I'm not going to sugar coat it, this job sucks. I can talk
Royal Wedding Singer Revealed As Morrissey
The Royal Family announced surprising news today that cult icon and lead singer of The Smiths, Morrissey, will provide entertainment as the wedding singer for Kate and Wills big day - at the cost of
Japanese Radiation Affecting California Cannabis Crop
Humboldt County, CA - There's something new in the air this Spring, and its having a major effect on California's marijuana crop. Airborne radiation from Japan is making the marijuana plants grow higher than
Donald "The Hairdo" Trump Shaking In His $1,800 Pair of Berluti Shoes As President Obama Asks About His Tax Returns
NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald "The Hairdo" Trump has just learned what could turn out to be a very expensive lesson.
According to iGossip reporter Cutter Shiloh, The New York City mogul whose reality show
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