Stories Archive by Month - April
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Clegg Wages War On Reason He Has A Job
Nick Clegg has launched the government's social mobility strategy by saying he wants to stop people getting on in life purely because they know the same sort of people as the members of the cabinet.
Evolutionist With 1 Inch Cock Rocks Science World!
Crackpot Barry Sagani, the overly optimistic evolution buff has sensationally rocked the science world with his 1 inch cock. Like it says in the headline.
The male chicken was hatched from an average sized egg, yet,
Britain Menaced By Radioactive Penis
Britain Menaced by Radioactive Penis After Nuclear Worker Irradiates Genitals With Atomic Waste! Scientists Warn of Threat Posed By Mutant Monster's Mushroom Cloud Ejaculations as Series of Earth Tremors Blamed on Doomsday Cock!
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Michael Jackson Stuffed And Mounted Outside An English Football Ground
Pop legend Michael Jackson has made an unexpected appearance in London, England almost 2 years after his untimely death.
The singer who had hits such as Thriller and Ebony and Ivory featuring Sir Paul McCartney, was
Arkansas Man Arrested For Setting Up A Fake "Pat Down" Scam At The Mrs. Billy Clinton Airport In Hot Springs
HOT SPRINGS, Arkansas - Airport security guards apprehended an individual identified as Bucky "Buck" Fippyquack, 42, at The Mrs. Billy Clinton Airport in Hot Springs.
One of the security guards Conway Earl Strayfoil said that he
French Doctors Perform First Ass Transplant
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Flame-proof Koran Released
Today, the Koran Fireproofing Company (KFC), a Syria-based publishing company, has released a flame-resistant version of the Koran.
A spokesman for the company explained that every day it is estimated that one-hundred Korans are lost in
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