Stories Archive by Month - April

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One-of-a-kind Businesses: The Art of Grabbing Game Balls

Zack Hample is the king of snagging baseballs at major league games — having gotten his hands on over 4,600 of them thus far in a career. And that total will surely reach five digits

 The Chortler
Added: 06 April 2011
Warring Parents Fail To Agree Terms For Sex In The House Talk With Teenage Son

Warring Parents Fail To Agree Terms For Sex In The House Talk With Teenage Son

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 News Biscuit
Added: 06 April 2011
1,000 Tonnes of Commemorative Thames Sewage To Mark Queen's Diamond Jubilee

1,000 Tonnes of Commemorative Thames Sewage To Mark Queen's Diamond Jubilee

London - The mile-long turd flotilla will lead the procession commemorating the Rowlingesque fairy tale of the Queen's 60-year reign. The waterborne pageant announced today will be headed by a carnival float of Euro-septic tank pathogens

 The Spoof
Added: 06 April 2011
Martin Luther King And What His Death Meant To Me...lessons Learned

Martin Luther King And What His Death Meant To Me...lessons Learned

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 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 06 April 2011
Amazing Atlantic Discovery

Amazing Atlantic Discovery

The truth behind reported discoveries of 'aircraft parts' in the Atlantic Ocean can be revealed today in an Exclusive report from our Special Correspondent in the area , Azora Ribcage. The items found in the Ocean

 The Spoof
Added: 05 April 2011
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Crankin Up A Shutdown

As we near the deadline for our children in Congress to play nice and pass a friggin budget, we hear repeated threats of a complete government shutdown (CGS). Oooh! Noooh! Mr. Bill, stuck on

 Daily Discord
Added: 05 April 2011
Iain Duncan Smith Says We Should Work Forever

Iain Duncan Smith Says We Should Work Forever

Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith's incredible claim that we want to work beyond the age of 65 is merely a watered-down version of his beliefs, it can be revealed. A source claiming to be

 The Spoof
Added: 05 April 2011
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Sunday Sport To Relaunch In Braille

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 NewsThump
Added: 05 April 2011


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