Stories Archive by Month - April

The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Scotland Move Up In Fifa Rankings

Scotland Move Up In Fifa Rankings

Despite being totally humiliated and beaten 2-0 by Brazil in last week's friendly, Scotland have risen up the FIFA rankings. Craig Levein's side were sitting in 50th spot after their defeat of Northern Ireland in February's

 The Spoof
Added: 06 April 2011
Documentary Makers Race Against Time To Create Melodrama With Shaky Camera Work

Documentary Makers Race Against Time To Create Melodrama With Shaky Camera Work

A documentary filmmaker has just 24 hours to impose an arbitrary deadline on his programme - or he could risk losing everything, including his licence to make badly researched, ill-judged programmes for his mate at

Japanese Tsunami Dog Reunited With Owner Declared Delicious

Japanese Tsunami Dog Reunited With Owner Declared Delicious

A dog rescued from a roof drifting off Japan's north-east coast was 'tender and surprisingly succulent' despite her three-week ordeal adrift at sea with no food or water, according to her owners.

 NewsThump
Added: 06 April 2011
Godzilla Spotted Off Japanese Coast

Godzilla Spotted Off Japanese Coast

Scientist's worst fears may have been realised following numerous witness sightings of a prehistoric monster near to the nuclear disaster zone. Many say 'fact is stranger than fiction' and that could now be the case near

 The Spoof
Added: 06 April 2011
Don Trump Suggests Black And White Stork Delivered Obama From Kenya

Don Trump Suggests Black And White Stork Delivered Obama From Kenya

In recent TV interviews, New York billionaire Don Trump revealed that he has had a change of heart regarding the birthplace of Barack Hussein Obama. Asked by Bill O'Reilly of FOX News if he

Fukushima Radiation Found In Strawberry Sundae

Fukushima Radiation Found In Strawberry Sundae

Stockton, California - A family in Stockton has filed a 14.2 million lawsuit against MC Dogles burgers of Stockton in California after a 4-year-old girl dies of radiation found in a strawberry sundae. The sundae

 The Spoof
Added: 06 April 2011
Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Announces She Would Like To Star In A Movie With Charlie Sheen

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Announces She Would Like To Star In A Movie With Charlie Sheen

CALCUTTA, India - One of Bollywood's most popular actresses Aishwarya Rai was visiting Calcutta with her husband Abishek Bachchan. The two had traveled to Calcutta to participate in The Annual Royal Calcutta Turf Club Auction Sale

 The Spoof
Added: 06 April 2011
Japanese Nuclear Engineers Seeking "Expert" Advice From Springfield Man

Japanese Nuclear Engineers Seeking "Expert" Advice From Springfield Man

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 Daily Discord
Added: 06 April 2011


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