Stories Archive by Month - April
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Rooney Explains His Outburst
The Football Association has charged Man Utd's Wayne Rooney with "using offensive language" after the striker allegedly swore directly into a camera after scoring a hat trick against West Ham last Saturday.
The foul mouthed rant
University Challenge's Clemo To Marry Katie Price
Andrew 'Clemo' Clemo, the captain of the defeated York team in the University Challenge final, emerged from the BBC studios with a cheeky grin on his face and his own personal trophy.
Not the impressive glass
Ade Edmondson's "The Dales" - TV Repair Man Puts The Boot In
Self-appointed one-man TV clean-up campaign, TV Repair Man, has lashed out at another programme.
Adrian "Ade" Edmondson presents The Dales on Monday evenings on ITV. The show professes to catalogue the rich variety of life and
Mod To Issue Combat Soldiers With Armour Made From Grandfathers Pocket Watches
The Ministry of Defence has swooped on antique shops across Britain after discovering that most Great War survivors had been saved by a future heirloom in their pocket, usually a fob watch or cigarette case,
Pre-pregnancy Genetic Tests Could Call Time On Bald People, Claim Critics
Genetic tests that can detect debilitating conditions which can be passed on to future generations could call time on bald people, critics suggest.
Killing Bono Audience Left Disappointed By Lack of Bono Killing
Audiences who flocked to see new movie Killing Bono have been left disappointed by the lack Bono killing that takes place during the ninety minute comedy.
Charlie Sheen Set To Visit Isle of Wight - He's Taking A Break From Touring
Charlie Sheen has decided to take at least a week off from touring to spend some time in Newby Village on the Isle of Wight.
He's read a lot about the Isle of Wight and the
Kirstie Alley And Her Partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy Take Quite A Tumble On 'Dancing With The Stars'
HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy, better known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" took the entire blame for his and partner Kirstie Alley's fall on Dancing With The Stars.
As the marimba player played the music
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