Stories Archive by Month - April
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Fedorov Forgives Red Wing Fans, Seeks Return For 2011-12 Season
Riding his best personal milestone with the game winning goal in the 2009 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Sergei Federov left the Washington Caps and took a $9 Million a year deal back in Russia. Now
Top Tory Gregory Barker's House Occupied By Squatters
Gregory Barker, the Tory who said "We've made cuts Thatcher could only dream of" has had his house occupied by squatters.
This terrible deed was carried out whilst he was out walking his dog and, when
World In Shock As Rooney Does Something Everybody Else Does
LONDON - At a recent football match, Rooney did something that everybody else does on a daily basis.
After Manchester United lost again West Ham - a town not at all famous for pig-constructed food articles
Subo Fanatics Demand Airport Name Change!
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today demanded that Edinburgh airport be renamed 'Susan Boyle Airport'.
"We believe she's the most important Scottish person who ever lived, in the history of the world, so
Kate Gosselin Announces That She Has Agreed To Settle Her Lawsuit Against Sarah Palin
READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the Emmy-nominated star of Kate Plus 8 has informed the entertainment media that she has agreed to settle her lawsuit against the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.
Gosselin had filed a
Fukushima Leak Stopped
Fukushima - TEPCO workers have finally stopped the leaks at the Fukushima reactor site, thanks to Ronald Cole, automotive expert. According to the foreman on the night shift this evening, Mr. Isukasumo, it was
Twitter Bans Britains Dullest Man
'Competition was fierce for the dubious honour'
Sheen Punks Detroit But Fans Beg Him To Return
Charlie Sheen opened his "I'm out of a job and need a gig" comedy tour in Detroit to an unexpected but resounding set of audience initiated "Boos". Though Sheen offered a few carefully chosen four
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