Stories Archive by Month - April
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Big Brother Set To Return - TV Repair Man Promises Action
News that a multi-million pound deal will see Big Brother return this summer has been met with a swift response by vigilante, TV Repair Man.
Channel 5 has arranged to screen the show which was dramatically
7,500,000,000,000 Asylum Seekers Lost In System
Britain has lost over 7.5 asylum seekers in the last year, the UK border agency has admitted.
At least two have a criminal record, with a further three indirectly contributing to the criminal records of
William Hague Under Pressure To Resign
Foreign Secretary William Hague was last night facing calls to resign after sources reported that he had failed to "organise a piss up in a brewery" in his constituency of Richmond, Yorkshire.
Hague, who was heavily
Daily Links - 4/7/11
Top Programming Languages -
For 2011 so far.
Binary Table -
I wonder if this would look good in my living room?
Copper Defense -
Copper kills.
Doctor Who Spoilers Spoil - Spoilers Involved
Fans of the long running, now Welsh, Sci-Fi have been inundated with spoilers for series 6, or 32 if you are counting from 1963. No matter where they go a new spoiler will seek them
Moussa Koussa Becomes Uk's Most Popular Cat Name
A Spokesman for Britain's Royal Society of Cats announced today that Moussa-Koussa has just overtaken Tiddles as the UK's most popular name for pussy cats.
"Cat lovers traditionally like to include a few S's in their
James Bond Faces Further Hike In Car Insurance Premium
Incident involving a helicopter, a speedboat and an alligator, cost him no-claims bonus.
Royal Wedding Cauldron Now Outselling B-b-q Says B&q
A B&Q survey discovered that most people would much rather place their vitals in a cauldron of boiling water than watch a pair of privileged chancers, while eating burned sausages and waving plastic flags.
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