Stories Archive by Month - April

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Rap Legend Dr. Dre Sued For Medical Malpractice

Rap Legend Dr. Dre Sued For Medical Malpractice

Rap legend Dr. Dre has been a household name for decades, however the longtime hip-hop producer is making headlines for undesirable reasons, as Dre could be heading "Straight Out of Compton" and into prison.

 The Spoof
Added: 07 April 2011
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The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' - Talk Show Host Wendy Williams And Her "Girls" Heading Back To New York City

HOLLYWOOD - After receiving the lowest scores of the year, Wendy Williams, aka "The Biggun" was the second celebrity dancer to be eliminated from this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Williams' professional partner, Tony

 The Spoof
Added: 07 April 2011
Long-haul Pilot Power-naps Still Being Interrupted By Pesky Warning Lights, Finds Survey

Long-haul Pilot Power-naps Still Being Interrupted By Pesky Warning Lights, Finds Survey

Pilots from a number of long-haul operators are being routinely woken in their cockpits by the inconsiderate prompting of a range of onboard 'safety' mechanisms, according to a survey.

 NewsThump
Added: 07 April 2011
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Dandelions Are "A Bunch of Dicks" Say Trees

A group of Dutch Elm trees are saying that they are breaking a decades-old silence to show the nation about the controversy surrounding dandelions. "For years we have been silent about this national tragedy. However, unlike

 The Spoof
Added: 07 April 2011
Rooney Decision Could Have Global Implications

Rooney Decision Could Have Global Implications

The ongoing saga over the Football Association charging Wayne Rooney with using offensive language could have major worldwide implications for old and oustanding legal cases. Should the FA disciplinary committee accepts Rooney's argument that he w...

 The Spoof
Added: 07 April 2011
Burger King Mascot Fails In Libya

Burger King Mascot Fails In Libya

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Channel 5 To Relaunch Big Brother Without The Cultural Refinement

Channel 5 To Relaunch Big Brother Without The Cultural Refinement

Channel 5 has announced plans to bring television lunatic asylum Big Brother back to British screens, once it has managed to rid the format of any semblance of culture or refinement.

 NewsThump
Added: 07 April 2011
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Selena Gomez Performs Her Latest Hit "Who Says?" On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez appeared on Dancing With The Stars and stole the show as she performed her latest hit "Who Says?" Selena, Justin Bieber's girlfriend even received a louder applause from the young males in

 The Spoof
Added: 07 April 2011


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