Stories Archive by Month - April

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Wayne Rooney Offered Drastic Advice By Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru

Wayne Rooney Offered Drastic Advice By Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru

Wayne Rooney has been offered some life changing advice by the Lifestyle and Yoga Guru of Ryan Giggs. The guru says that Rooney will never be happy unless he makes changes to his life.

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 The Spoof
Added: 08 April 2011
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Indiscriminate Acronym Use Devaluing Comedy Says EU Researcher

A report by the European Office of Internet Affairs (EOIA) claims that overuse of slang terms in text messages and internet chatter is causing the value of humour to drop plummet.

 News Biscuit
Added: 07 April 2011
Elvis Returns To Earth After Sunday Sport Ceases Publication

Elvis Returns To Earth After Sunday Sport Ceases Publication

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 News Biscuit
Added: 07 April 2011
Police Smash Lawnmower Porn Ring

Police Smash Lawnmower Porn Ring

An international ring of lawnmower enthusiasts has been smashed by police in six European countries after they seized 'thousands' of graphic images of grass cutting equipment.

 NewsThump
Added: 07 April 2011
Indonesian Surgeons Mum On Reports Scars On Obama's Head Resulted From Labotomy As A Child!

Indonesian Surgeons Mum On Reports Scars On Obama's Head Resulted From Labotomy As A Child!

Following startling speculation backed by photographic evidence of a massive scar on President Obama's scalp that he had 'massive brain surgery,' the White House refuses to confirm or deny Obama is on medication to

Ibm Computer Watson Announces He's Available For College Commencement Speeches

Ibm Computer Watson Announces He's Available For College Commencement Speeches

Fresh from his victory on the game show "Jeopardy," he told the world at a press conference yesterday that he's ready for his next challenge: stepping up to the podium to give commencement speeches.

 The Spoof
Added: 07 April 2011
Obama Claims He Has Vertiligo, Will Be "Whiter Than Michael Jackson In Time For 2012 Election!"

Obama Claims He Has Vertiligo, Will Be "Whiter Than Michael Jackson In Time For 2012 Election!"

He was Ludicrous over Libya, Helpless over Health Care, Gaseous over Global Warming, Numb after the Nobel Prize, Arrogant about Arizona, a Bully over BP, Euphoric over Egypt, Mum over Mexico, and now

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Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Are Thinking About Buying One of The Nation's Largest Hamburger Franchises

OXNARD, California - Singing sensations and extremely wealthy individuals Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been seriously contemplating purchasing one of America's biggest burger chains, Burgers-in-The-Round. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gal...

 The Spoof
Added: 07 April 2011


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