Stories Archive by Month - April
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Obama 'Crown of Thorns' Scar Is Exact Match For Vatican Reliquary
London - A British Museum exhibition of holy artefucts may hold the key to unlocking the mystery of President Obama's 'Crown of Thorns' cranial scarring.
Photos published this week show distinctive messianic patterns under the President's
Kate Middleton Shocked At The "Sexual Aid" Allegations
LONDON - Less than one month ago Kate Middleton expressed to one of her closet friends Winnie Figgyfurst, 36, that she was starting to have second thoughts about the Royal Wedding.
Figgyfurst confided to Ta Ta
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One of the preoccupations of this website recently has been the lengths to which companies go to reserve domains that are even remotely associated with their brands or that are pejorative variations on said brand.
Alcohol Linked To Having A Good Time
Drinking more than a pint of beer a day can substantially increase the risk of someone having a good time, research has shown.
Earths Dwindling Reserves of Tat At Risk From Royal Wedding
The world's most precious remaining reserves of tat are at risk of disappearance as the Royal Wedding creates an unprecedented demand for crap, rubbish and old shit, according to ecologists.
Austrian Baker Arrested After Baking Cakes With Rather A "Nazi" Taste!
An Austrian baker, Herr Swashsticker (name changed for legal reasons) has been caught baking very "Nazi" cakes for his customers and consequently, is being prosecuted.
Austria, birth place of Adolf, has forbidden all Nazi memorabilia and
Deodorants To Be Forced To Mimic Their Brand Names More Accurately
New trading standards regulations are to force deodorant manufacturers to make their products match their branding more accurately.
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