Stories Archive by Month - April
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Slight Weather Improvement To Encourage Morons To Create Weekend Traffic Chaos
The sunny weather predicted for this weekend is expected to cause traffic chaos as people attempt to take advantage of conditions that are a little bit different from normal.
Prince William Says The Rumor of His "Lustfully Lascivious" Lap Dance From Heidi Montag Is Simply Not True
LONDON - The soon-to-be wed Prince William recently attended a surprise birthday party for one of his childhood friends Wycliffe Burgershire at Wycliffe's home in Upper Tooting.
Wycliffe is the long time friend who first taught
Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge
MULHOLLAND DRIVE - Teen TV idol Selena Gomez along with renowned clothes horse and virtual reality TV starlet Kim Kardashian were reported tonight to have spent an inordinate amount of time pandering to the whims
Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe
And that's not all - the future of X-Factor USA also appears to be in doubt, and neither Cheryl Cole nor Simon Cowell is to blame.
Sitting in a comfortable leather upholstered swivel chair, Ryan Seacrest
John Terry Unveils New 50m Statue
Chelsea captain, John Terry, turned up at Stamford Bridge this morning to unveil a specially commissioned 50m bronze statue in memory of "The Unknown Footballer."
In contrast to the recent purchase of a Michael Jackson statue
Bones Disappearance Blamed On Crawdad Attack
Alex Bone, contributor for the The Daily Discord, Priest of Yig, and founder of the Men Against Migo Association (M.A.M.A.), was reported missing last weekend. The only survivor of the Bone Gang, Mick Zano,
Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston In Brad Pitt's Car
PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees.
One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was
I Can Stay Here Just As Long As You Can, Negotiator Tells Striking Teachers
Teachers from a Lancashire school, on strike in protest against violence and threats from pupils and a lack of support from management, have received a stern warning from negotiators from the local education authority that
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