Stories Archive by Month - April

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Slight Weather Improvement To Encourage Morons To Create Weekend Traffic Chaos

Slight Weather Improvement To Encourage Morons To Create Weekend Traffic Chaos

The sunny weather predicted for this weekend is expected to cause traffic chaos as people attempt to take advantage of conditions that are a little bit different from normal.

 NewsThump
Added: 08 April 2011
Prince William Says The Rumor of His "Lustfully Lascivious" Lap Dance From Heidi Montag Is Simply Not True

Prince William Says The Rumor of His "Lustfully Lascivious" Lap Dance From Heidi Montag Is Simply Not True

LONDON - The soon-to-be wed Prince William recently attended a surprise birthday party for one of his childhood friends Wycliffe Burgershire at Wycliffe's home in Upper Tooting. Wycliffe is the long time friend who first taught

 The Spoof
Added: 08 April 2011
Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge

Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge

MULHOLLAND DRIVE - Teen TV idol Selena Gomez along with renowned clothes horse and virtual reality TV starlet Kim Kardashian were reported tonight to have spent an inordinate amount of time pandering to the whims

Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

Dancing With The Stars And American Idol Face The Axe

And that's not all - the future of X-Factor USA also appears to be in doubt, and neither Cheryl Cole nor Simon Cowell is to blame. Sitting in a comfortable leather upholstered swivel chair, Ryan Seacrest

John Terry Unveils New 50m Statue

John Terry Unveils New 50m Statue

Chelsea captain, John Terry, turned up at Stamford Bridge this morning to unveil a specially commissioned 50m bronze statue in memory of "The Unknown Footballer." In contrast to the recent purchase of a Michael Jackson statue

Bones Disappearance Blamed On Crawdad Attack

Bones Disappearance Blamed On Crawdad Attack

Alex Bone, contributor for the The Daily Discord, Priest of Yig, and founder of the Men Against Migo Association (M.A.M.A.), was reported missing last weekend. The only survivor of the Bone Gang, Mick Zano,

 Daily Discord
Added: 08 April 2011
Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston In Brad Pitt's Car

Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston In Brad Pitt's Car

PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was

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I Can Stay Here Just As Long As You Can, Negotiator Tells Striking Teachers

Teachers from a Lancashire school, on strike in protest against violence and threats from pupils and a lack of support from management, have received a stern warning from negotiators from the local education authority that

 News Biscuit
Added: 08 April 2011


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