Stories Archive by Month - April
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Persia Rising − America And Western Europe Put On Notice.
Ali-McBealystan Network News—Iran has its back hunched, raring to take on the West, and its arsenal this go around doesn't mainly consist of hostile words, backstabbing freedom fighters and suicidal human waves...
New Bill Clinton Portrait Captures His Character
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Lay, Lady, Lay … Tom Delay's New Career
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72 Virgins Club Relaxes Membership Rules
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Rumsfeld Brushes Off Resignation Calls By Generals
Embattled Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld today refused to directly address calls from retired military officers that he should resign, instead he devoted his remarks to what he called "My philosophy of counterinsurgency"...
Generals Plead: "Support Our Troops - Dump Rumsfeld."
Two more retired American generals who previously served under Donald Rumsfeld have added their voices to the growing number of United States military commanders calling...
U.K. Outsources Criminal Investigations To The Thundercats
In a prepared statement to the press, the Chief of Scotland Yard announced today that most serious criminal investigations would be outsourced to the 1980 hit cartoon superheroes “The Thundercats”...
SBA Honors Bush For His Continued Support
Washington, DC (Rotters) - The American Small Business Association yesterday honored President George W. Bush for what they jokingly described as his "strength, obstinacy, and boldness" in defending the...
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