Stories Archive by Month - April
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Cheetah The Chimpanzee Turns 74, Demands Universal Health Care For Apes
Cheetah the chimpanzee, who stared in 12 Tarzan movies along side Jonny Wiesmuller in the 1930's and 1940's, is celebrating his 74th birthday with close friends at his home in Palm...
Zacarias Moussaoui Dreams of George Bush, Tom Cruise's Virgin Birth And Britney Spears Is A Mother!
(Los Angeles-CA) Britney Spears son Sean Preston fell out of his high chair this week hitting his head. This marks the second instant the parenting spotlight has shone on Spears, the...
Never Before Published - Extracts From The Gospel of Judas
Boston, MA - Last week, the New York Times published a front page story that broke the news to millions of Americans that, a little more than nineteen years ago, the Gospel of Judas...
The Easter Bunny Gets A Rude Awakening
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The Saga of Rosa Parqueo, Illegal Alien
Rosa Parqueo lost her job at a meat packing plant in Dearborn, Michigan because the 51-year old Latina skipped work to attend a rally of millions of illegal immigrants in Detroit...
Gnome Goes Home
GnomeWATCH news: the thrilling conclusion to the most surreal media event of the year...
Arafat Was Promised Peerage
London, Monday 10 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): Downing Street distanced itself today from continuing press reports that PLO leader Yasser Arafat bankrolled the Labour Party's 1997 general election landslide win with a series of...
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