Stories Archive by Month - April

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Why Must Patrick Fitzpatrick Cock-block Me?

Iran is so 1979: Remember when I saw you in LA and you took me out for me that Oki Dog sandwich? Two hot dogs, pastrami, cheese, and chili wrapped in...

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"Manliness" Author Harvey C. Mansfield Accused of Throwing Like A Girl

"Manliness" author and Harvard professor Harvey C. Mansfield was accused of quot;throwing like a girl" this past weekend at a family reunion, sources said today...

 Broken Newz
Added: 14 April 2006
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BBC Reveal Brainwashing Plans

British Broadcasting Company? More like the British Brainwashing Facility!...

 The Spoof
Added: 14 April 2006
What Are We Waiting For? Let's Trash Iran

What Are We Waiting For? Let's Trash Iran

Isn't it frustrating waiting for our government to act? Here we are, the biggest nuclear power on the planet (and probably the universe, for that matter), easily able to send any nation we choose back...

 Brainsnap
Added: 14 April 2006
Missing Link Found Between Man And Chimps

Missing Link Found Between Man And Chimps

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 Bongo News
Added: 14 April 2006
'Great Plan: Undocumented Mexicans To Gitmo!' - Bush

'Great Plan: Undocumented Mexicans To Gitmo!' - Bush

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 Bongo News
Added: 14 April 2006
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Tara Reid Mammography Shock

Ageing American slapper gets her wrinkled tits out...

 Utterpants
Added: 14 April 2006
Rumsfeld Told To Step Down By His Own Mother

Rumsfeld Told To Step Down By His Own Mother

Washington, DC (APE) -Jeannette Huster, mother of embattled Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today became the latest in a succession of high-profile persons insisting on his resignation. She spoke...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 14 April 2006


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