Stories Archive by Month - April
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Why Must Patrick Fitzpatrick Cock-block Me?
Iran is so 1979: Remember when I saw you in LA and you took me out for me that Oki Dog sandwich? Two hot dogs, pastrami, cheese, and chili wrapped in...
"Manliness" Author Harvey C. Mansfield Accused of Throwing Like A Girl
"Manliness" author and Harvard professor Harvey C. Mansfield was accused of quot;throwing like a girl" this past weekend at a family reunion, sources said today...
BBC Reveal Brainwashing Plans
British Broadcasting Company? More like the British Brainwashing Facility!...
What Are We Waiting For? Let's Trash Iran
Isn't it frustrating waiting for our government to act? Here we are, the biggest nuclear power on the planet (and probably the universe, for that matter), easily able to send any nation we choose back...
Missing Link Found Between Man And Chimps
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'Great Plan: Undocumented Mexicans To Gitmo!' - Bush
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Rumsfeld Told To Step Down By His Own Mother
Washington, DC (APE) -Jeannette Huster, mother of embattled Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today became the latest in a succession of high-profile persons insisting on his resignation. She spoke...
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