Stories Archive by Month - April
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Klan Offers To Sponsor Imus Show
Stollburg, SC -- The Ku Klux Klan has offered to sponsor Don Imus's TV and radio broadcasts, after many of his previous sponsors have pulled out following his racist remarks
John Mccain's Political Future : Killed In Iraq
IRAQ (Ucs News) -- Republican presidential contender Senator John McCain suffered a major setback today. McCain's Political future, a marine sergeant serving in Anbar province,was fatally wounded by a roadside bomb
Iran's Ahmadinejad Issues Fatwah
TEHRAN-- President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran issued a strict fatwah yesterday concerning the dress code of females of all species.
Man Eats At Taco Bell, Loses Carbon Neutral
A man lost his much-coveted "carbon neutral"
designation Sunday, eating a Cheesy Bean
and Rice Burrito, a Carne Asada Steak Taquito, and a
Mexican Pizza. Sources said the man
appeared "distraught" and also "somewhat gassy and
bloated."
George W. Bush Deploys 300 Spartans To Baghdad
(Washington D.C. : Ucs News) As part of the controversial troop surge President Bush has commanded the Pentagon to deploy 300 of the finest Spartan warriors to Bagdad. The President if
Bush Orders Military Strike On Congress
(Washington) President Bush ordered military strikes on Congress today, marking a significant escalation of tensions in Washington. Air Force bombers began an around the clock attack on Capitol Hill today in
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