Stories Archive by Month - April
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Octomom's Audition Dvd For Possible Reality Tv Show Does Not Go So Well
Babies On Board Zone -- Setting up a digital camera on a tripod in her living room to record her own audition DVD to shop around to Reality TV producers, OctoMom takes her seat in
Fidel Castro Wants To Date Lindsay Lohan
HAVANA, Cuba - Fidel Castro, the ex-president of Cuba says that now that Samantha Ronson has dumped Lindsay Lohan he would like to date the gorgeous girl known as Lilo.
Castro, who is 82, says that
US Navy To Use New "Sex Spray" On Somali Pirates To Prevent Gun-toting Semen From Escaping
Somali, Africa - One of the more controversial rescue plans to prevent captured US citizens and their pirate captors from reaching the shores of Somalia calls on US Naval helicopters to be outfitted with the
Billy Bob Thornton Kicked Out of Canada
TORONTO - Billy Bob Thornton, who many now believe to be the biological brother of Joaquin Phoenix has been kicked out of Canada.
The actor, screenwriter, director, singer infuriated the entire country of Canada with his
Lindsey Lohan, Sam Ronson Split For Good?
"This whole thing has been an absolute hell," Lindsay Lohan reveals after her split from girlfriend Sam Ronson. "I feel like Alice In Wonderland and at the Mad Tea Party. That's what my life has
Damian Mcbride Email Released
Shamed Downing Street official Damian McBride suffered more embarrassment today as the actual email that he has now resigned over was released.
Within the email a number of accusations are discussed which were intended to be
Ian Tomlinson Video 'A Fake', Say Police
Police accused of murdering the G20 non-protestor Ian Tomlinson in London at the weekend, say that a video produced by some nosey-parker onlooker, is, in fact, a fake, and have confiscated the mobile phone it
Driver Danica Patrick's Race Effort Ends In Crack Up After Collision!
St.Petersburg, FL - Spectators were horrified when driver Danica Patrick's race car was flipped over on the number 3 turn after successfully nudging into second place after 77 crueling laps during the Honda Grand Prix,
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