Stories Archive by Month - April

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Meghan Mccain's Juicy Tell-all Book

PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is

Obama's Drama School Certificate Found

Obama's Drama School Certificate Found

During the sale of Obama's grandmother's house in Hawaai, a small bundle of old certificates were found. Although none verified birth, one certificate is of notable interest A statement from Obama's school report from the "Become

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Gallagher Finds God!

Oasis frontman Noel Gallagher, today announced he was putting the finishing touches to his latest project. As he stood drinking Special Brew in the garden of his estate in Chalfont St.Peter it was hard to ignore

 The Spoof
Added: 12 April 2009
Cia Seeking Intelligent, Sexy Women

Cia Seeking Intelligent, Sexy Women

Now that the CIA is no longer allowed to use torture, they have resorted to old cold-war style tactics of using attractive young women to seduce the enemy into revealing

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 12 April 2009
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Brangelina Adopts Orphaned Goldfish

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's PR agent has made a special, shock announcement this morning that his clients have just adopted an orphaned goldfish by the name of Ju Ju from the Chinese province of

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Airport X-ray 'Strip' Scanners May Be Purchased By Larry Flint

When Michelle Obama refused to walk through the new X-ray scanner at the Heathrow Airport, on a trip to visit her cousin, the plan to install these new imaging systems in every airport in the

Boy George Accidentally Injures Third Eye

Boy George Accidentally Injures Third Eye

As if it wasn't enough that "Ole Boy George" has been having a string of bad luck with tying up his snacks to radiators, he has now created more problems for his all but dissipated

 The Spoof
Added: 11 April 2009
Bnp Warn of Harmless Threat

Bnp Warn of Harmless Threat

The BNP today warned its followers of a potential threat from Labour politician Harriet Harmless. A briefing note was wrapped in a brick and flung through the winow in a bid to communicate with their

 The Spoof
Added: 11 April 2009


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