Stories Archive by Month - April

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Humor Gazette Hits Jackpot

Story by By John Breneman on Friday, April 22, 2005

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Pineapples Found To Possess Intelligence

Pineapples are the most intelligent fruit, and indeed could be smarter and more sensitive than many types of animals, a new scientific study has revealed. The findings have major implications for the way humans interact

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The E! True Colchester Story

Matthew writes: English poetic divas Ann and Jane Taylor have re-united and released a new verse of their nursery mega-hit “The Star” to update it for modern audiences. Originally published in 1806 in

 Slashnot
Added: 22 April 2005
Microsoft Gives Away Windows

Microsoft Gives Away Windows

Redmond, WA, Saturday...

 The Spoof
Added: 22 April 2005
Poverty Heavily Favored In Upcoming Battle With Pitt, Clooney

Poverty Heavily Favored In Upcoming Battle With Pitt, Clooney

Poverty, that pesky problem of mankind for thousands of years, is "pretty fired up" for its upcoming scrum with mega-stars George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

 Broken Newz
Added: 22 April 2005
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Japan's Pm Apologizes For War Atrocities Against Godzilla

Godzilla screams in agony as the Japanese troops ruthlessly spray him with a rain of fire and exploding bombs. Fact or Friction?...

 The Spoof
Added: 22 April 2005
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Move Over Rover - Over Here

BIRMINGHAM , UK − In a last minute deal administrators of the failing car giant Rover have brokered a deal that will mean car production will continue in the Black Country. Price Cooper Waterhouse have

 The Spoof
Added: 22 April 2005
Mad Scientist Puts Chemical In Water Supply That Will Turn Everyone In The Whole World Into Elvis Impersonators

Mad Scientist Puts Chemical In Water Supply That Will Turn Everyone In The Whole World Into Elvis Impersonators

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 Melting Clock Times
Added: 22 April 2005


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