Stories Archive by Month - April

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Scientists Discovers Mammal Hibernation

matthew writes: Dr. Mark Roth has discovered that adding 80 parts per million Hydrogen sulfide to normal air will cause mice, and perhaps any mammal, to enter a hibernation state. “Think of the potential

 Slashnot
Added: 22 April 2005
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Giant Catfish Terrorize American Shipping

The Central Intelligence Agency is regarding recent reports of giant, voracious catfish roaming the Atlantic Coast as serious and many fear that it is the next step in Al Qaeda’s war on America.

 Brainsnap
Added: 21 April 2005
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How to Overthrow the U.s. Government In 5 Easy Steps

There are a lot of unhappy Americans out there who would like to affect change in America, and not little changes, I mean big changes. In these times of upheaval

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 21 April 2005
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Brad Pitt Launches Sperm Bank

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Rumour Mill Grinds to Halt

After being in overdrive for nine years, the Rumour Mill has finally ground to a halt.

 Wreckered
Added: 21 April 2005
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Fargo, North Dakota Divided On Hosting Idiot Convention

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 Melting Clock Times
Added: 21 April 2005
Beyonce Does Horse And Hound

Beyonce Does Horse And Hound

In the wake of Britney's controversial Rolling Stone cover, Beyonce graces Horse and Hound...

 Wreckered
Added: 21 April 2005
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"idiots Drink Us, So Should You" Snapple Campaign Cancelled

RYE BROOK, New York - Snapple, the obscure beverage subsidiary of London-based Cadbury Schweppes, submitted a press release Thursday saying it would be discontinuing its "Return the Flavor" ad campaign. "Preliminary focus groups gave



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