Stories Archive by Month - April
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Taliban New Fatwa: Susan Boyle Cannot Sing
Swat (Pakistan): Fearing a rise in the interest of women venturing out to sing after Susan Boyle inspirational achievement, the Taliban for the first time have been threatened. They have issued a fatwa banning her
Protesters Poised To Teabag America
"Instead of throwing tea into the Boston Harbor, however, we will teabag the politicians in Washington," said George Mater, a leader of the San Jose ATA.
Nintendo Releasing Wii Marching Band, Gregorian Chants
Kyoto, Japan - Remember how you would have a bunch of people over and everybody wanted to play Rock Band, but only four people could play at a time? The people over at Nintendo seem
Rafa Benitez Gesture To Sam Allardyce Explained
The controversial gesture made by Liverpool FC manager Rafa "Chief Akimwolo" Benitez at the Blackburn dugout last week has been identified, not as implying that the game was over, but as an ancient Aztec gesture.
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Chris Moyles: "I Resign" Claims His Fat Mouth.
Stinging criticism directed at the erstwhile Radio One flagship program host and, celebrity Disc Jockey appears to have hit home. The oversize mouthpiece of Radio Ones flagship, morning program Chris Moyle's, trotted out and away
Simon Cowell About Susan Boyle..."it Sure Ain't Over 'Til The Fat Lady Sings!"
Simon Cowell is biting his tongue after a surprise performance by one of the most unlikely contestants ever to have a few beers, pick up a karaoke microphone, and step onto a stage.
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Naked Susan Boyle Video Reveals Guns N Roses Tattoo
London - (Hairy Ass Mess): An explicit internet sex video showing Britain's Goat Talent contender Susan Boyle straddling a tumescent Pyrenean Mountin' Goat at the 1993 Cannes Film Festival reveals an unexpected tattoo on her
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